No one remembers Favre?

Greatest opening paragraph in Deadspin history.

The Legend Himself is a clan. Slayerage, a member of that clan, is who you’re referring to. He was the first to solo HM.

Is this a deleted verse from that Kendrick Lamar song?

And Jason Whitlock’s Saturday night.

I lol’d.

Mike Redmond might still have his job if had taken a lesson from the Tamp Bay Buccaneers and blamed it on salmonella poisoning.

Bungie is rolling out some cool features in Destiny for colour blind players, as well.

No promo code on the black version?

No promo code on the black version?

Ban Russia.

Don't sleep on the grip strength required to keep the barbell relatively level.

I knew it was coming and still gasped.

The Buttfumble plaque is brilliant.

Why do the first two graphs need error bars?

If Pat Burrell wants to enter the Indy 500, you let Pat Burrell enter the Indy 500.

Westbrook's last assist was really weak, but take it away and they still qualify for this record.

Looks like teams or players were scared to report linebacker's weights as under 220 pounds between 1960 and 1990. Why else the distribution shift to lighter weights but the 10th percentile remain constant?

I don't expect a short trial: this is clearly a woman who won't settle.

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What happened to the old Deadspin? Ever since Burneko joined it's been Fertittas this and Fertittas that. I like my eggs scrambled like every other red-blooded American, goddammit.