I really do want to help, Samer. But could you please post a description of the cat instead?

I haven't somebody back away from a mound so awkwardly since Anne Heche.

That's a crap load of vodka

Bridgewater didn't appreciate his plummeting draft stock being sponsored by AOL.

The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB.

A spokesman for Blake's house's foundation told WTSP-TV that it is covered in burning debris, but otherwise quite alright.

jup13: [goes outside]

@ACromartie31 go see my boy uhhh jake, mike, something like that. he's in milwaukee. wait, no, pittsburgh. well whatever, go see him, he needs a ride from school

Gerorge get called up to Housten Astros. Jary become video replay technicien. Krame call David Ortiz the N word

And to think this all could have been avoided if USA Today had published the interview in the paper instead of making it a podcast.

Unfortunately, his slick high priced lawyer will probably be able to exclude all of this evidence at trial on grounds that it constitutes Irsay.

"After reciting the letter Z," the officer wrote, "Irsay recited the lettering I, N and G."

And yet, the most egregious thing that was on him remains that fucking shirt.

That's cool and all, but I'm afraid the Cavs have yet to grasp the concept of "adding depth."

He looks alright, but it's kind of depressing that he's still only able to speak gibberish.

Personally I like this better. Audio/Visual cues. Still awesome though.

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.

nope

I worked as an analyst at one of the big three agencies for 3 years.. What she's saying is factually incorrect. I don't even know where to begin. A few first hand insights below

"The save was just a bonus. Really, I'm just glad he didn't tread on me."