Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

INTERVIEWER: After the disappointment of last year, I bet you can't wait for spring training to start.

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

His opportunities to bench opposing linemen will be limited.

May I suggest you add a footnote relating the Canadian victory today?

I believe you mean to say: who is favoured.

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Haslam: "Sherry, hold all my calls. IT'S A BANNER DAY!"

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Chernobyl.

Depends on what you're using it for. It's "OK" entry level full frame zoom lens, but has a really slow max aperture, so using it on really fast moving objects is a bit difficult.

@real_romeo: god ur parents are dicks

I'm sorry, but I can't believe that Mendte was convicted of email hacking when he explicitly told Lane he was looking for a NSA relationship.

Stray coyote: [attaches ACME brand rocket to his back]

Great jokes. Top notch work.