May I suggest you add a footnote relating the Canadian victory today?

I believe you mean to say: who is favoured.

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Haslam: "Sherry, hold all my calls. IT'S A BANNER DAY!"

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Chernobyl.

True to its word, Russia will stop at nothing to make sure teammates don't get down.

Look on the bright side, at least she doesn't have to worry about accidentally flushing the world's smallest violin down the toilet.

Schroedinger's skat

@real_romeo: god ur parents are dicks

Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

I'm sorry, but I can't believe that Mendte was convicted of email hacking when he explicitly told Lane he was looking for a NSA relationship.

Stray coyote: [attaches ACME brand rocket to his back]

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

Great jokes. Top notch work.

I'm a bigger fan of Bishop's earlier pieces, when he was working exclusively in the medium of sweet ass panel vans.

You sure did.