Nice, +1

Why not offer the car service during the day as well? You're drunk? We'll pick you up. Might be late for a meeting because you don't have a car? We'll pick you up for that, too.

"a bite of a Snickers is no more reminiscent of Halloween than it is of watching American Ninja Warrior at two o'clock in the morning in July, swaddled in empty crumpled wrappers, chewing and sobbing at the same time, with chocolate brown spittle dribbling down your chin, mourning for your abortive parkour dreams."

1. I know for a fact that Trey Kerby watches at least a little basketball (see: thescore.com/tbj)

Amazing