I suspect fowl play

@McCroskey: no love for Better than Ezra?

@McCroskey: wow. I can't even determine the correct alotment of points for a PM Dawn reference.

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@The Teufel Shuffle: +1 for obscure historical reference. Screw you, President Polk!

here is a golden opportunity for cable networks to win back some hearts and minds

San Francisco is not impressed

the only thing that could make this better is if Randolph blows out both knees, and Marv Albert spontaneously combusts in-game.

what you missed while asking your wife what Averil Lavigne has to do with ballroom dancing

will the Deadspin Book Club have their own crew? Cuz, you know, I like to reed and shit.

@chilltown: what's Fleshbot?

@JimmyChitwood: E:60 already has their token mentally disabled person

Mr. Tebow has decided to issue a retort through his spokesperson, Dan Shanoff.

Erin Andrews is getting upset

@SlantedAndDisenchanted: playing the skin flute does not constitute a "concert".

The AFC West is the new NFC East. One over .500 wins the division!

enough with the running up the score discussion.

Bobcats colors. And that "I" on the breast? Yeah, that's for "#1".

little known fact - that bar he is holding is actual a 20mm cannon on a destroyer

As the youngest of four brothers, I have never underestimated the groin kick.