You win everything. EVERY.THING.

Has anybody tried putting a mic on him and letting him go to the bathroom?

"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Bill Cosby?"

The ones he hasn't met?

Emotions are for losers.

I love how she is styled. She looks like herself and extra gorgeous at the same time.

RE: Chris Pine. I feel like this is part of the disingenuous and shallow nature of the world we live in.

Yeah, let's verb him. "He tried to Cosby me." We could noun him as well, "an act of Cosby." It worked for Santorum.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

Wait, THIS Supreme Court ruled in favor of a worker!? Well, shit on my nose, I did not see that one coming.

And being on unpaid leave is even more of a Fuck You, too, right? Because technically even though you are not working, you haven't been fired, and so cannot collect unemployment. (?)

God dammit. The U.K. version would be better.

That should read "In the U.K., kick it around for 90 minutes."

Fuck.

If you're the NE Patriots, it means, to "flatten" his face.

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

I was going to complain about how this should have been an astounding yes from all the Justices but I'll take it.

My boyfriend used to work for UPS and said that they are absolutely horrid when it comes to making reasonable accommodations for employees. One man wanted to take FMLA leave to bond with his newborn and they were putting him through hell trying to get it approved. For jury duty, they would call on the employees behalf…

The Chive is where basic dudebros who can't figure out Reddit go.

I want this dress. I want this dress. Please, please, please, can I have this dress?

She looks AMAZING in that photo.