I thought Mikey could do that? After he died in Vietnam.

I call disinformation. I think your real name is Tom.

As in Ike Turner? Now there's a scumbag to get behind!

Sounds like Fuddruckers, but with a name that actually makes sense.

Next you'll be telling me the NWO is some sort of conspiracy theory bent on world domination, rather than pro-wresting bent on world domination.

I like the Bilderberger workshops in malls.

You got the David Icke part right, but forgot the Lizard people *ARE THE ROYAL FAMILY* !!!!!!!!!!!