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MeMyselfAndNutella
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BUT OBAMA CAN!

Song is catchy but Nicki is just making it worse. Remy laid her out; it’s over. I hate it when the dead don’t stay dead.

Dave Chappelle shouldn’t be embarrassed about saying we should give Trump a chance. I think you should always give people the opportunity to do their job and prove themselves. In this case, Trump has proved that he’s a wildly inconsistent, bizarre, childish man with impulse control issues.

It’s always a lose-lose. You’re shamed for not doing anything about your weight; you’re shamed when you try to do something about it.

I’d help!

“That was absolutely wrong and not what I meant to do,”

*I would beat the bitch, not my mom, just to be clear.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

I think we clearly need a crossover episode of LSB and RPDR.

As a paying customer of an airline, it is not my responsibility to make sure the airline has their bases covered. Give me a break.

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

Nice to see the comments already filling with people who don’t actually know anything about the Middle East, Middle Eastern women beyond the headlines or western publishing for that matter and their benevolently racist trash.

This may not be the time or place, but with Charlie dying from leukemia, it is only fitting. We are currently fundraising for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society to try and fund the research that will eradicate this horrible disease. We should not still be losing the fight to cancer and if anyone can spare even $1

Exception to the rule: Oprah on a zip line. Cause that shit was funny.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

I’ve never watched KUWTK so, while I’ve seen Kim’s picture thousands of times I’m not familiar with her voice. It always sounds wrong to me, for some reason. Like, I expect her voice to be deeper and more sultry sounding.

In a bathhouse.

For White Girls Who Have Committed Career Suicide / Hope The MSNBC Peacock Is Enuf