memyselfandnutella
MeMyselfAndNutella
memyselfandnutella

I’d love to hear someone tell a white woman that she always has the option to shave her head to get a job. Sounds totally reasonable, right?

Ohhh the plot thickens

A+ gif usage.

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.

“funny how you don’t criticize women of color for straightening their hair.”

I am having secondhand rage for you.

“I do think vaccines help with the public health and helping prevent the occasional fatality,”

Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.

Eh. Where was she a week ago when this wasn’t nearly as much in the public eye? Why did she graffiti “I approve this message” instead of, say, “get off sacred land”?

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

2Ge+her forever!

You plus me equals us.

Yes, my heart breaks for the PTSD suffered by the rapist who got caught, convicted, and was punished with a slap on the wrist.

Because of the constitutionally-protected rights to free speech and free association.

Portia deRossi, Naomi Watts, and Miranda Otto would've all been great off the top of my head.

Alicia Keys can get away without makeup because, well, she’s really attractive.

My senior portrait I had the typical over-plucked, arched eyebrows and fashioned my hair after Aaliyah. It did not work out how I wanted to.

Your screenname is AMAZING. <3 <3 <3