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I hope this happens so that KUWTK’s transformation into Game of Thrones becomes complete.

I wonder if Chyna and Rob are going to have a boy, it means there will be another male Kardashian heir to the House and Kris Jenner will drive a dagger through Rob’s heart at the baby’s name day.

Listen, I’m not defending Larry.

Hey, remember that the one person at the center of all this is a man who left his fiancée and the mother of his child for the 16-year-old little sister of said fiancée’s close friend. When he was 24.

Re: Naomi’s mother, traditionally there’s nothing white Southerners fear more than looking poor, because that means they’re no better than Negroes.

Gigi’s getting a bit better — at least she’s learning to make eye contact with the camera — but her status is way out of proportion to her ability. Also, I think she’s kinda generically pretty.

that’s like, picasso+beyonce level shade

Mmm. Jason Momoa. How can one human be so fucking beautiful?

She’s a full scholarship student from Kentucky, and a black woman at the School of Engineering, a place where there are not a ton of people who are a) black or b) black women. At 19, I’m assuming she’s also a freshman. SEAS is pretty cut-throat and Columbia undergrad is also not exactly known for their advising

People who treat nature as their own personal canvas infuriate me.

they should put me on the show

AHHHHHHH

A lot of people can’t even get a bank account at all. But going cash only can be risky and difficult. A prepaid debit card is a good middle area, and it can build your banking reputation (not quite a credit score, but if you have a banking history with lots of overdraws and such, you can absolutely get blacklisted

Well done, staff of Dominos. Just goes to show ya, there are actually a lot of decent people in the world, even if it might seem otherwise sometimes.

I’d dump a pizza to date Chris Evans. And I fucking love pizza.

She’ll rekindle things with Jaden, and take the opportunity to cement their alliance with House Smith.

212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.

good. that was inexcusable (and not just cuz i’m a zayn fan).