At last, someone who understands fluid-dynamics.

Thats becasue the east coast is the center of the nations ego.

In future updates to this weather story, can you please include the term “Polar Vortex” just because it sounds/looks really cool!

We just call them “Tuesday*”.

A snow storm hits the Midwest and nobody bats and eye. A snowflake falls on the East coast and everyone loses their fucking minds.

Funny, winter storms that hit the midwest never get named...