My former school had the saddest combined police force I have ever seen. I actually thought the decals looked decent though.

I'm a go-er not a show-er.

WHOA HO HOOOOOO, Ash. Welcome back.

Holy shit.

I missed you.

Because when it’s cold and snowy, the pricks are often on the inside.

ZOMG. CARS HAVE A GRILL! AND HEADLIGHTS! WOW!

Headlight and foglight placement regulations. Minimum grill size for air intake. Front license plate placement regulation. Minimum nose height/angle requirements for passenger safety regulations. That explains pretty much everything, since there's a pretty limited design in front area that looks good without doing…

Brooke didn't faint. That's just how fucking boring cross country skiing is.

Typical woman, gets a sports car and heads straight to the passenger seat, where she belongs.

You start with Marshall Henderson, then you move on to the grumpy old guy, but then your eyes settle on the laughing, sympathetic usher.

And yet this still has nothing on one third of the nation rabidly supporting a president, and his "healthcare" reform, only to find out they got royally screwed by said president and his reforms, which is exactly what the "radical conservatives" told them would happen the entire time.

Such a knee slapper. lol

Also: Are…

This is James May levels of verbal assault. Can you hire this man and give him a weekly post where he gets to shit talk all the posts that pissed him off during the week? It would probably get a lot of support.

Yeah, simply because of my username I am going to be called a lot of bad names for this. But I don’t care, because you are all insane. 

Now, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? We need to "pay for our addiction?"

Would it work? Probably. But why stop at $0.45, why not go the UK route and charge ~$2.30 per gallon plus charge a VAT (a tax on a tax). It is not the governments responsibility to decrease fuel consumption.