memezaki
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Well, my pants just got a lot tighter.

My wife and I waited 2 hours for delivery one night. After 4 calls to the restaurant, we finally told them to cancel the order. They “credited our account” for the value of the meal, and every now and again when it’s the day before payday, my wife asks if I want to use the credit to order a pizza.

Didn’t...want...cake?

Can we get a shout-out for her facial expressions during Ms. Hill’s questioning, too?

South Philly. As Italian as an Italian American community can get in these United States

That’s the Federal Hill way, too.

CTRL+F

Their side might elect idiots, but we sure love to elect corporate lobbyists on our side.

I’ve got an essential oil that will boost your immune system better than any mercury-filled “booster” shot!

Isn’t Ted part of the religious right that believes the universe and all its splendor was created solely for the appreciation of humans, the only sentient life God ever created?

Locatelli or I will happily starve.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You fucking Chicago wops have no fucking clue what good Italian food is. A meatball fucking salad? That would get you disappeared on Federal Hill.

We should just take all the faces off our money.

White people are fighting it, too.

I’m so glad we only have to manage a single ‘marketplace’ on console. None of this steam-exclusive or epic-exclusive horseshit.

So he sold out before he was even popular?

2b. Fooling

It’s a two way street. She gave them just as much respect as they deserved.