I got 3 hours left on my crock pot timer. Got time to kill.

I’m a white dude and I’d love the opportunity to hold your head under water until that last little bubble floats to the surface and goes “bloop!”

Blacks might do better in American society if they didn’t resort to violence as the only way to solve their problems

This justice is Zamasu approved.

I’m gonna guess there’s no racism substory here because the race of the passenger and the sky waitress aren’t mentioned.

Hi, Karen. When can I see the kids again?

Pop that bad boy into recovery mode, let it rebuild the database, then you should see your copying speeds will get a significant boost.

Typical Narcissist doctor, too. “I’m a doctor!” Textbook.

My god. It sounds like the people that should be protecting this poor woman are the ones draining her dry and exchanging her life for money. I’ve never been a fan of her music, but my heart breaks watching what this woman is going through at the hands of her family.

So...Gay White Obama?

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Pete’s campaign doesn’t want to get into the nitty gritty of how Beto’s campaign is feeling about this, Pete’s campaign wants to talk about the theme of Beto rolling in his grave or not. 

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I could never make it as a cop. I’d have a hard time not just turning around and pretending I never saw the pregnant lady with an oustanding warrant for something probably stupid like unpaid fines or a possession charge.

And it’s really more of a “pro-birth” stance. They don’t care what happens to it once it’s out.

“If you don’t like game of thrones, just ignore it”

They could slip a Metal Gear Solid game in there and no one would know the difference.

Well, that was a fun seven movies for me. I’m out.