I could argue about a lot of the bands on your list, but I’m beyond happy that you did not include Eric Clapton. Carry on.

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

God, leading off with Lenny Dykstra is just cruel. And absolutely perfect.

Holy shit on both of those. Filthy.

I’ve seen this movie.

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker....

More like “Artis Jaquel SMACK”, amirite?

What Is That Weird Thing...

As we speak, there is a patch in the ocean the size of Texas that is comprised entirely of prosciutto slice protectors.

Sigh. One wreck. Man, cycling can be so brutal.

So, you’re saying my “2022 World Cup Champs” T-shirt is premature?

Looks like a ferret with a skin condition....

If only.

He’s getting some pieces published elsewhere:

I mean, if you have to archive it at all, that’s a solid choice.

That’s peak Gaelic...

Gary Numan - Haunted

Kinda?