Holy shit on both of those. Filthy.

I’ve seen this movie.

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker....

More like “Artis Jaquel SMACK”, amirite?

What Is That Weird Thing...

As we speak, there is a patch in the ocean the size of Texas that is comprised entirely of prosciutto slice protectors.

Sigh. One wreck. Man, cycling can be so brutal.

So, you’re saying my “2022 World Cup Champs” T-shirt is premature?

Looks like a ferret with a skin condition....

If only.

I mean, if you have to archive it at all, that’s a solid choice.

That’s peak Gaelic...

Gary Numan - Haunted

Kinda?

If you wanna use them as an ingredient in some nouveau dessert brittle, that’s a different list.

If Rebekah isn’t sitting down for a tell-all TV interview with her idol Piers Morgan by the end of the month, I’ll be shocked.

Who are some all-time favorite players who aren’t Jordan or LeBron that weren’t on your team?