memeweaver
MemeWeaver
memeweaver

Set your thermostat to warm up your home about half an hour before you plan to wake up.

That’s optimistic for Cleveland...

Not disagreeing with anything in the post, just offering some choices that have worked for me.

I’m worried about germs on a stiletto that’s been used once...

“It was different when the kids were home.”

That Marchibroda line, tho.

“But at the end of the day, I guarantee you, Jon Gruden and I are going to know what a Raider looks like and smells like. I don’t think we’re going to have any issues.” - Mayock

And I can’t remember how I found these guys:

Well, your screen-name-to-subject-matter synergy is through the roof.

NOBODY in DC likes getting their quotes thrown back at them...

I suck at jumping rope, which means I’m in. I gotta be able to improve...

Oh Chris, I’m so sorry to see your blogger draft stock in free-fall for obvious reasons.

THAT’s what they mean by “racketeering”?

I thought he was already dead?

Wow, that’s a tough one. The art department is absolutely fantastic, and Sam was obviously a huge part of that. Good luck, Sam.

Yeah, that was classy. Taunt the guy who is likely concussed.