I’m worried about germs on a stiletto that’s been used once...

“It was different when the kids were home.”

That Marchibroda line, tho.

“But at the end of the day, I guarantee you, Jon Gruden and I are going to know what a Raider looks like and smells like. I don’t think we’re going to have any issues.” - Mayock

They look like screaming, deformed, adult-sized babies.

And I can’t remember how I found these guys:

Well, your screen-name-to-subject-matter synergy is through the roof.

NOBODY in DC likes getting their quotes thrown back at them...

I suck at jumping rope, which means I’m in. I gotta be able to improve...

Oh Chris, I’m so sorry to see your blogger draft stock in free-fall for obvious reasons.

THAT’s what they mean by “racketeering”?

I thought he was already dead?

Wow, that’s a tough one. The art department is absolutely fantastic, and Sam was obviously a huge part of that. Good luck, Sam.

Yeah, that was classy. Taunt the guy who is likely concussed.

Strong start to the new year, Arturo. STRONG.

1. Sexual predators

I’ve really enjoyed them.

Burneko’s intros are the best.