He’ll become a free agent Cleveland Brown after the 2019 season.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

I’m sure he’ll be a great dad, though....

“Rookabob” actually sounds like an Australian word, but...

Cody Kessler: The Peterman of the (AFC) South!

No, that’s St. Thomas Aquanet.

“You’re doing it Ron...”

Two things:

Great intro piece, Drew. I’ve had my issues in the job market, and ass-hats like Manahan can go play tough guy in traffic. I’m interested in earning a living, not making you feel like a man.

Great pick, Tom.

Yeah, on my initial viewing a few months after it was posted, I was stunned at how good it was. Mark Arm still knows what he’s doing...

Love this live version of “Come on Down”:

Kentucky – Not optional. I genuinely wish to see Kentucky, and not just because I want to get drunk and pass out under the Derby bleachers.

Only if you get to shoot that stone down the ice....

Public drunkenness mistaken for rabies infection? Boy, that takes me back to college....

I want to thank this brave young man for not unleashing more uninteresting garbage upon this troubled nation. A real hero.

I’m just assuming he thought that’s what Walmart expected of him?

Am issuing you a star, with reservations for not including a police detective...