Oof, that last sentence, though.

If you’re going to include tennis players on that list, it should include Ivan Lendl.

Well, the Devil is in the details....

I needed it to be obvious, even on a phone....

I’ll do it....

Grudes is going to draft 3 quarterbacks (and ruin all of them) in the first round, isn’t he?

‘You were stupid.’

Sweet, sweet Buckeye tears....

YES. The UK team is good enough.

The secret is the pine-cone seasoning... just float it in there like a bay leaf.

Thankfully, none of this matters because it’s the Dolphins.

In the past, I have been refused the flu vaccine due to a medical history that includes Guillain-Barré Syndrome. Do you have any concrete information about whether or not the CDC recommends the vaccine for former GBS patients?

Don’t be fooled, guys.

Halo 3 was a good game.

You missed the dance party, bruh.

While I hate -- to my core — to see the Cowboys win a game, the fact that they took away this clown’s ability to talk shit is an early holiday gift.

I’m going to have nightmares with this one...