“But MY dog is well-behaved.”

RE: Kuharsky’s tweet at the top:

I can’t imagine having this turd bucket AND Todd Haley on the same staff.

Luke Kuechley suffered another concussion.

Every defensive-minded NFL head coach looks like a thumb, and every offensive-minded head coach looks like a mid-level executive at Theranos. “We believe that BLOOD is the truest form of content.”

Man, I have really liked all the singles off Marauder thus far.

Yep. Same with Hayward’s. No one calls it sweet.

You get a star for screen-name-topic synergy.

Kansas City barbecue is a tourist trap. Texas barbecue owns your shit.

Post Malone: “Pogue Mahone”

Finished the left-over portion of my roast beef-provolone-avocado-on-wheat on Monday morning. Great breakfast.

Is there a more robust way to search through the instances than the drop-down boxes on the joinmastadon.org page? Do I have to set up an account to do that?

I need to get this out of my system:

STUDY ABROAD.

I was struck by this, too. Such a mild, good-natured own.

I am going to miss the hell out of this column. Great stuff, always.

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