They finished one more chance than you did, guys. Fuck off with the stuff about “playing the right way”. That’s for baseball.

It’s just a set-up for....

Sorry to see you go, sir. I enjoyed the Mid-Week Meditations, as well as some of your other posts. Hope your next gig is great.

RIP, H-Dog.

Well crap, I will miss Mr. Burke. Best of luck to him.

Except no one claims that.

I’m in.

Kratz’s post-game remarks deserve kudos:

So how did the at-bat play out? I need to know who “won”.

This blog is the best thing on the internet.

HELLO CLEVELAND!

They certainly knew stadium-rock renditions of their catalog. They were good at it.

BIG grizzly out there right now. “My river.” Awesome.

I’ve been underwhelmed by this in the past. Is there anyone out there who can attest to a screaming deal from this? Is there a particular type of product that is supremely marked-down?

Came here to say this. Looked like a goddamn practice drill.

Lobsterfest will definitely need a sequel.

Yeah, they also used Coors and PBR. My experience is that those do better, because the taste is not as dramatically affected (because it’s substandard to begin with).

Needs to be a t-shirt....