That and “schmuck”. That is just weak.
Important: He’s a YOUNGER misogynist!
There SHOULD be a Jalopnik sticker on that porta-john, too.
Probably the biggest lesson I learned in my 20s.
Crystal Malice
Drilling Hample with that ball would have made Winker a first-ballot Hall-of-Famer....
Thank you. Just had two non-cancerous spots frozen off. Had a lot of sun exposure to my very fair skin as a child, and this is the price I pay....
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Yes. Darren Rovell finds Darren Rovell insightful and informative.
He is the Zen master we need, but not the one we deserve.
So, I’m supposed to want to get behind a paywall to read Rick Reilly’s tortured analogies (f-ckin’ Marriott points)?
More like Joe Van Gogh Fuckyourself, amirite?
I really don’t like baseball, but I freaking love Ichiro.
1. Not enough jorts.
“This pillow is a SHAM!”
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I was going to make a Jim-Boeheim-IS-cancer joke, but I think you beat me to it.