That baby is an unholy mixture of Brady, Belichik and Kraft’s DNA implanted in a surrogate in an attempt to breed the Football Kwisatz Haderach.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

I guess they’re tired of winning? What the hypothetical/metaphorical/metaphysical/actual fuck is this guy smoking?

This is exactly how I feel whenever I see a picture of Jared Kushner.

Father Julio Jones: [comes home]
Father Julio Jones: [hangs up coat]
Father Julio Jones: [slumps onto recliner]
Father Julio Jones: Kevvvin Kelllllly.
Mother Julio Jones: Kevin Kelly?
Father Julio Jones: Kevin Kelly Kevin Kelly. Kevin Kelly Kevin Kelly Kevvvvin Kelllly Kevin Kelly Kevin Kelly.
Mother Julio Jones: [nerv…

I guess Canada just didn’t have the stones today.

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

I’m 46 and I give myself a thorough trimming just about every Friday. Then I call my wife and remind her to pick up some booze on her way home from work.

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

Great job debunking the OPs post. Now he has to find some other jingoist fantasy to masturbate to.

The burning question: who ya gonna nuke first?

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

When did they become delicious?

Chuck mostly managed it with Casey. (NSA, not FBI, but a lot of common DNA with Maxwell.)

In an early episode Bill was hypnotized if I remember it right, and was told he liked eating dog biscuits. For the rest of the show he would just be casually eating dog biscuits at various times with no mention of it by other characters - that’s commitment to a gag and one of the things that made that show so great.

I think that move is called The Nunes.

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