“All the Explosive Diarrhea” was the name of my ska band in college.

“More Ricci is Peachy!” was the name of my ska band in college.

“New Balances and Jorts” was the name of my ska band in college.

“If It Continues to Be Stiff, Proceed With Caution” was the name of my ska band in college.

All part of the friendly service!

Naturally. His name was ‘Ted” (that was a stage name, his real name was “Carl”) and he insisted on including the word “wombat’ in every third verse, chronologically, over the course of all song development. The matrix he used to keep track of all the different songs as they were written became too much to handle and,…

“Why the F*ck Not?” was the name of my ska band in college.

“Able Pool of Ignorant Assholes” was the name of my ska band in college.

“Asshole Notification” was the name of my ska band in college.

“Squirrel Overlords” was the name of my ska band in college.

“Not 0% Effective” was the name of my ska band in college.

And bags of gas.

“Lack of Public Restrooms, and Instant Death” was the name of my ska band in college.

If you are going to make a statement like, “but only the errant former superhero Silverfox, played by Matt Lanter, is memorable enough to be named here,” wouldn’t the impact of “memorable enough” be greater if, in fact, you called the character “Skyfox?”

At least there is still plenty of good old fashioned Porn-Parody to help keep everyone honest...

“There Simply Weren’t Enough Tits in Robocop” was the name of my ska band in college.

“That Name is Redundant” was actually the name of track six on our first album, “68 Protog.”

It’s weird because, after ingesting WAY too much dill, Kevin herself started questioning her place in the band. We ended up parting ways halfway through the 1996 Campus-wide “Your Lips 96" tour, just after an amazing set in the middle of a Humanities lecture entitled “Deeper Pit of Curiosity.”

“Kevin” was the name of our band’s hamster. She was a Libra.

“The Best of Public Poopers” was the name of my ska band in college.