“Not 0% Effective” was the name of my ska band in college.

And bags of gas.

If you are going to make a statement like, “but only the errant former superhero Silverfox, played by Matt Lanter, is memorable enough to be named here,” wouldn’t the impact of “memorable enough” be greater if, in fact, you called the character “Skyfox?”

At least there is still plenty of good old fashioned Porn-Parody to help keep everyone honest...

“There Simply Weren’t Enough Tits in Robocop” was the name of my ska band in college.

“That Name is Redundant” was actually the name of track six on our first album, “68 Protog.”

“The Best of Public Poopers” was the name of my ska band in college.

“Privileged People Who Genuinely Believed They Were Helping” was the name of my ska band in college.

“Wanna Be Mundane” was the name of my ska band in college.

“Sometimes The Undesirable Traits Match Up” was the name of my ska band in college.

I’m not sure he’s reading that bible of his right.

“Wombat Turd” was the name of my ska band in college.

Yes.

“A Property of Ordinal Numbers” was the name of my ska band in college.

“That Kid’s Mullet” was the name of my ska band in college.

ISWYDT

This is darkly specific.

“That Keyhole Will Get Dirty” is the title of my Doctoral Thesis.

“Tank-Hole” was the name of my Ska band in college.

Let’s have a little perspective here, Kidelo, white people only scream for 911 if Black people try to have picnics, or Brandon Marshall tries to go into his own house. You know, REAL emergencies.