Why the HELL is it called “Vanderpump Dogs”, and NOT “Vanderpups”?!

Because Pete you are gross.

I just don’t know where they’re coming in from. I tried vacuuming them up but pussed out and started retching.

TERRO ant bait - mostly pet and kid safe, available at home depot.  dishes filled with water and sugar/syrup/anything ants like, with plastic wrap on top with one hole poked into the middle so they can get in, but can’t get out.  diatomaceous earth!  put that shit on everything!  

What’s everyone reading? I started reading Circe by Madeline Miller, and I am completely sucked into the story. It’s a story about the life of the sorceress Circe in the Odyssey. I highly recommend it even though I’m only about half way through. 

Hi guys. 10 days ago, I had to put my dear kitty down. He had a brain tumour. I miss him so much. Not sure why the photo is upside down, but here he is in happier times. 

My bad vibe is more from the entire institution of the monarchy, the ridiculous set of rules that the people in the family are meant to live by, and the sheer stupidity of anyone who chooses to be a part of all that.

The Passion is basically anti-Semitic, Jesus torture porn. 

Oof.. I wasn’t anywhere suggesting an anti-science approach. I’m British so when i used the term midwife I meant someone who *is* a medically trained professional (a nurse with specialist advanced training). We also generally give birth in maternity hospitals so that doctors generally are to hand if necessary.

That tweet left out the best part of the photo—Antoni from Queer Eye:

This is partly why the Republicans try so damn hard to gin up as many investigations and scandals as they can during Democratic presidencies - because they want to make it seem normal and partisan, so that a large part of the public just tunes out the ACTUAL shit they pull when they have the White house. The big thing…

I can't get my head round the sort of person who sees that and thinks "oh that Donald, he loves his country" and not "holy shit that is the most transparent display of pandering I have ever seen".

Jesus. That should be a Wikipedia entry.

They’re used to their publicity machine to trample less wealthy opponents. The Smith’s stepping into the fray leveled the playing field and for the first time they were confronted

It boggles the mind that there are actually people who will voluntarily listen to this jackass blather on. I wouldn’t have lasted two minutes.

I think the flag humping disturbs me the most. Who the fuck does that and he’s done it on multiple occasions now?  So goddamn weird.

Is he back to flag-fucking again?

He is literally hugging a flag.

I’m sure Khloe only sent those more conciliatory tweets this morning because of huge backlash she got in response to the first set of tweets.