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Wait...someone described Michael Cohen as a man “with no reason to lie or obfuscate”, and Don Jr. retweeted it? How are these people so fucking bad at this?

a third reason: they are a bigot and an imbecile (sorry, mom).

This kind of half-assed fakery just underlines the truth all along, that there are only two reasons someone votes for Trump: Either they’re a bigot, or they’re an imbecile.

Yeah. Shame about the country though.

Hang on, you wrote an entire article saying he shouldn’t be disclosing these things...and then you embed the tweet like that isn’t amplifying the very thing you just said should be kept under wraps?

cognitive dissonance is the defining superpower of the “elite”.  

I think they think they work. Like, somewhere in Ivanka’s walnut-sized brain, she truly believes that flying somewhere, giving a ten-minute speech, and attending a cocktail reception is actual work.

That is what is so scary, they actually believe their own myth. 

I look forward to purchasing Ivanka Trump Brand Bootstraps that are manufactured in China.

As has oft been said of Jared Kushner, people with a lot of money get deluded into thinking they’re also smart.

Sounds like she would be a supporter of 100% inheritance tax!

I think that most of these heirs-to-fortune actually DO think that they’ve, somehow, earned their riches. Sure, they didn’t work for it but, by the Great Green Dollar, they are nonetheless special for being born to a wealthy family.

Comfortable shoes; never wear heels again.

I’m not fucking clickbait right now

Yeah I just clicked because that photo is scary and I wanted to see it up close. I just zoomed in on her face and I just can’t get over the amount of work she’s had done. Her nose basically looks like it has a single nostril, the lip injections are bad but they’re made even worse by the lip liner that starts about an

LOL but she is a fucking clickbait 

Moreroom for cute patterns and stuff too! Live your best full coverage life!

I call them Laundry Day Undies.

Nothing pisses me off quiet like people who intentionally flout their inside jokes in front of you. And people who laugh out loud and then wait for you to ask “What’s so funny?” before they tell you. I DON’T ACTUALLY CARE, SUSAN!