Republicans: “Well she shouldn’t get life saving heart surgery if she can’t afford it, something something bootstraps”

Trump hates how Hollywood and the Hollywood elite have turned against him, how he completely lost California in the election though he claimed he could have won it if campaigned more, he hates how Jerry Brown defies him and refuses to kiss his ass, etc etc. Not surprised he blames California for being California- even…

Same

This helps with the pooch

It depends if they are embalmed before they are cremated. Also, it is at the very least psychologically jarring to realize you may have consumed cremains, even intentionally.

hahaha

amen

I wake up everyday saying “WTF is going on anymore?”

I could watch one minute of this before moving on, I have no idea how you made it through 10

I think Antoni is part of the fab 5 solely because he is an attractive, upbeat, charming gay man. I think he can cook and truly adores food/eating... but its a TV show. Its 100% about personal style and a neat appearance. No one is tasting his cooking outside of the show, so none of us can gauge his skills. All we can…

Having a baby makes you racist, being rich makes you racist, taking ambien before tweeting...

Jesus Christ that sounds fucking painful, I don’t blame you

I had two c-sections with spinal block, and felt absolutely nothing below my chest. It felt like my lower body “fell asleep” like how your foot feels if you lay on it for too long. I was given so much spinal block the second time that I didn’t even feel them pull the baby out (I also reacted to the excess by almost…

he looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster behind a gas station after finishing off what was left of his heroin

people will still marry them

those are the names and ingredients in Starbucks autumn drinks, so they are seasonal in a consumerist sense

Hope Hicks is still with Porter, does anyone think they will marry? How long until she reports that he physically abused her? Hicks needs to get away from that woman hating piece of shit and realize that she is not going to be exempt from his attacks, no matter how much she modulates her behavior to “please” him.

Gerber’s puree mac and cheese has pureed vegetables in it: butternut squash and sweet potatoes.  Depending on the baby, pasta by itself is still too solid and pureed noodles add some variety to their soft foods. My 1o month old still gags on pasta like rotini or farfalle.

The Sex Pistols was a made band that the members had to audition to be in. If you are talking punk bands, SP is the most fake/corporate of them

I “get” the joke, but its using homophobia to make the point that Trump has a man-crush on Putin