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Can. Not. Unsee. Eyes. Forever. Scarred.

WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT?!

The Charleston is coming back!

Yummy, yummy, yummy to my tum, tum, tummy?

Eww. Feel gross having written that. My sincerest apologies. But she is very hot. I love the way she curses too.

It might be interesting but way the trailer was cut with all the quotes and the sweeping music had the opposite intended effect on me. He's one of the best actors around right now, so I will probably give it a shot. I just hope the director finds an interesting approach to such a claustrophobic setting. Could get

Love Tom Hardy since Bronson. That being said, I absolutely hate that trailer for Locke. It's got the melodramatic dial turned up to ten while basically showing a whole lotta nothing. If the entire film consists of him talking on his cell phone in the car then I think I'm going to pass on it.

Doctor Doom's belly would be hanging out the bottom of his chest plate.

MF DOOM is MadVillainous.

Love that album.

I have the biggest crush on Dobby. She is too adorable for words.

He was fantastic. The intensity he brought to that role will serve him well playing a supervillain.

Agreed. Raylan is one of my all time favorite characters. Didn't know he was in the running. I definitely would've given it to him.

And he's only funny because you're blind stinking drunk. Even then, you mostly chuckle out of sympathy after he drenches you in flop sweat. I really despised him more than most phony celebrities because of the joy he took in mocking the handicapped.

Fucker never met a joke that wasn't worth stealing and he lied about

India just allowed him access back into the country five years ago. If he ever wants to take a dip in the Ganges again, he'd better stay away from that role.

Loved the fact that the gas station incident wasn't just a funny, throwaway gag. He was upset enough for having killed his friends that he built a memorial to them. That's a pretty sweet sentiment.

Isn't it wonderful that he's been sucked back up into the same stupid asshole that originally shat him out. Used to dread tuning to Comedy Central while his show was on for fear of having to sit through another commercial of him going Duh duh DUH!.

Terribly unfunny prick. If that's the depth of his comedic insight, I

Can't say I got any hateful vibes from Zoolander either. Not like The Big Bang Theory's attitude toward nerds.

Oops. I meant his performance in Luther. Not everything else wrapped around the show.

Like the dick-shaped spire on the castle in the original Little Mermaid VHS cover.

For the age old reason any man would kill another. The ch-ch-cheddar.

RIP Topsy.

I love Review and feel it was dark from the very beginning. His review of addiction involved pitch black stuff. The ending to the Batman episode (where he takes back his office) was the first win the poor bastard has had on the show so far.

I wanted to stand up and applause after all the grief and humiliation he has