Believe its called a Groong.

Believe its called a Groong.

Wish I could hang out with Peter. Dude is most excellent.

Man, everything I've seen of Days of Future Past has bummed me out. It looks fucking awful. Singer is real fond of having mutants go Whirling Dervish and sliding under tables. There are at least two shots from that boring trailer that have been rehashed from X2. Why couldn't Matthew Vaughan keep the directing gig.…

Forgive me for engaging in a bit of quid pro quo, my acerbic fellow.

The internet is in grave need of a sarcasm font. Take a breath before you tie me to the train tracks, Mr. Whiplash.

You are real late to the party, pal. Probably could've saved yourself some time had you bothered to scroll down just a little bit more and see that Soylent Green had already helped me see reason. Guess you wanted to piss out your point regardless, to which I say, good job! That was time well spent!

That's not Elaine. Look behind that couch and you'll find Wayland Flowers with his hand up her ass.

Oh man, am I happy to see you and not that Bizarro Cookie Monster that's been doing world's worst gimmick.

Then in later seasons when their viewership is waning it'd become a freakshow. You'd see guys with elephantitis and a whole lotta prolapsed anuses.

Contestants on that show would have better moves than the people on Dancing With The Stars.

::Potty promptly shits pants::

A Hubble repair simulator could be fun.

Spoiler Alert: Chubby Checker is the ruler of Rapture.

Or Sir Mixalot.

They covered under the sea and above the clouds. No place left but space. Don't need another one of those.

First time my boss has walked by my desk all day and what does he see on my screen? Two flat asses!

Speaking of Spade, I really loved Showbiz Show. Too bad it got cancelled so soon.

Gotcha.

True. He definitely deserves props for not going full-on desperate like Schneider and for stepping into the line of fire by going on Newsradio. I did like him on SNL. You've convinced me to cut him some slack. That couldn't have been easy.