That probably won't earn you much rep on the yard.

You are playing games with your life. The Literati are ruthless. You don't repay your debts, they tie you naked to a chair with the seat cut out and smash your genitals with a leather bound copy of Atlas Shrugged.

But it's a romantic comedy starring Hanoi Jane & Lady Gigli. There's gold in them thar over-the-hills!

You know what, I don't have a problem with Dr. Decker. Let's keep in mind that Dr. Decker was just doing his thing, trying to make it on this crazy ball of dirt just like everybody else.

Guess I should be on death row for all the tapes I've stolen from Blockbuster.

Bushido Brown don't wipe his own ass!

There are inherent dangers in mixing your DNA with a Rhino too. What if you got diabetes? No needle in the world could penetrate your thick hide. You wouldn't be able to take your insulin shot and then you'd die soon after slipping into a diabetic coma.

With a comb and a little mustache wax you could fashion yourself some sweet handlebar action for those feeties.

I do keep a spare in case of emergencies.

Pneumatic tube travel is the way of tomorrow.

Me too. With my luck my first trip in one would end with me looking like Dikachu.

That was really great. Hope Mark comes back to DLM soon. That was a bit that just grew more and more hysterical the longer it went on.

Chip constantly trying to turn Tip and the contestants to Satanism had me in tears. I don't think I'll ever get tired of hearing the enthusiasm swell in his voice whenever he spoke of murder or His Dark Lord.

His muffled chuckles are delightful.

I love, love, LOVE the Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project!! Straight out the gate it ranks as one of the funniest podcasts available anywhere. At first glance of the first episode I thought there was very little chance that Andy could keep the show hilarious at over two hours. By the time it was over I was pissed there…

Stand loud and proud!

To hell with them. Shake what yo momma gave ya!

His hormones are all out of whack. He uses up most of his miracle power keeping his constant erections at bay.

Can't wait to see Jesus with pimples and a thin mustache.

There couldn't possibly be an audience for this? Barely made it halfway through the article without yawning.