And another thing, Jose Padhilla is an awesome director. Elite Squad 1 & 2 is brimming with amazing action direction. Hardcore blood and guts. Why anchor him down to a PG rating? Left to his own devices he could've at least given us a Robocop remake as violent as the original.

I hope the guy's next project will…

PG-13 pisses me off the most. We didn't need a reboot in the first place. Making one of the most gleefully perverse sci-fi films of all time PG-13 is more than just egregious, it's a fucking disgrace!

You're hysterical. Its almost commendable how passionately you defend Michael Bay. Does your obsession leave room for any other joy in your life? How about you pause your fuck you ranting and point out another director or film that you like. I'm not trying to talk shit here either. I'm sincerely curious. I won't come…

I'll watch it for Van Damme alone. Always loved that guy and its cool that he is getting so weird with his performances these days.

It really is. I checked this out last year and was bored to tears. Wanted to like it but the movie meanders like crazy. There isn't a single interesting character to be found. No laughs. No real tension. Just a wet fart.

Haha! If you're down in the cesspool with us, doesn't that make you a parasite too? So eat shit.

The marketing for MacGruber was awful. If it gave even the slightest indication of how funny it is I would've checked it out in theaters. Maybe then there would be a chance for a sequel. Ryan played very well off Will Forte.

One of my favorites! So badass. Loved the scene between James Caan and Benicio Del Toro.

This time when Jack chases terrorists Yakety Sax will play while everyone runs to and fro.

Keep Calm and Carry Chloe

Robo Redneck is right. It's silly. It's a video game and if Uncharted was all platforming and puzzle solving it wouldn't be the beast IP it is now. It would find an audience, I'm sure, but it wouldn't be as widely accepted. The violence of the game lends it the same cinematic flair everyone praises it for.

The mass murderer subject always seems to come up when mentioning Uncharted. I enjoy stirring the pot. It's a fun thing to discuss. Like I said, I love the game. Played the UC2 campaign three times. With that in mind, I think Real Irwin brought up a valid point. That's certainly the angle a fair amount of people take.…

Thought the only thing he kills are mushrooms. Whatta junkie.

Mario too?

13 kids?! Holy shit! He needs his dick decommissioned. Makes me grateful that Zimmerman loves domestic violence so much there's little chance he will further muck up the gene pool.

Indie never committed pirate genocide. Between the first and second game Nate had to have killed at least a thousand men. Quipping like crazy. As though he did nothing more sinister than leaving an upper decker in your toilet. I love those games but he is a mass murderer.

Chloe Frazer from Uncharted 2.

He's a very bland director. Considering Uncharted is already an homage of a classic film, this thing needs someone who can bring something unique to the production. Too bad David O. Russell didn't work out. Three Kings made me confident he is the best person for the job.

That is a great album. The fact that he is psychotic doesn't change that. Hell, doesn't DMX stand for Dark Man X? He was telling us from the very start that he is a maniac.

We're all hovering over an abyss. There is no bottom.