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Whoa. You know, if the AVClub started a Creepies I'd definitely nominate this for the top spot.

If Joshua could survive Dawson's Creek he can survive anything.

So what you're saying is the Lincoln memorial statue is CONSCIOUS?! What a horrible fate for such a great man. To spend an eternity staring at scores and scores of pie-faced goons.

I watched it OnDemand. Might be on Hulu Plus but I'm not sure.

It was really stupid if you were watching it regularly. It brought the show to a full stop. Kim had already established herself as the Lois Lane, damsel constantly in distress character. The show worked overtime to put her in peril and that was a very blatant example of the writers running out of ideas and just

The promo materials, especially the image of an assault rifle wielding Headless Horseman, kept me away too. Far away. Like a surfeit of skunks had me surrounded so i climbed a tree to get away. Then the praise began. Gave it a shot a week before the season finale and have been charging through episodes. It's pretty

Kim in any episode was like watching a Jason Bourne action scene get interrupted by the sudden appearance of Bugs Bunny.

Yeah! And lace ruffle gloves don't grow on trees!

Whoo check out Mr. Big Spender.

Stuck on a plane with only Sean Hayes to entertain you. That is the ninth circle of Hell.

They can both rest easy that they didn't tank as bad as Paul Reiser.

I've got plenty of Galactus jokes all geared up and ready to go.

The cougar scene remains one of the funniest moments in television. It would've been less ridiculous if a rabies-infected unicorn suddenly appeared before Kim.

Before the day is done you gotta figure out some way to shoehorn in a "Take your stinkin' paws off me you damned dirty ape!" quote.

Stephen is more comfortable fighting over a double decker sandwich.

That was much darker than the Mr. Jellybean scene from last week.

Poor kid has some dark days ahead.

Rick clearly shares your sentiment. I wouldn't have to make that distinction to be thoroughly freaked out at the sight of my doppelganger's mangled face.

There are few things cuter than watching Archer carry on a conversation with a wild animal.

No less freaky. In all the ways that count you're staring at your own spoiled meat.