American Horror Story: Calabasas

It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.

wow.... please don’t put graphic violence in the comments thx

a true survivor’s tale. thank you for sharing.

One time, the wooden cap for my Cholula got separated from the actual plastic screw top inside it. I still had like 85% of the bottle left at that point but I threw it out anyways because it just wasn’t the same without the signature wooden cap. I still have nightmares from that day.

PS- you are also in no danger of your husband seeing it. Trust me.

I hear what you’re saying, but beneath the success and beauty, your friend was still a kid. Sounds like she was dealing pretty well, but as a 15 year old, your first experience with romance and relationships should not be with someone a decade your senior. All the professional experience in the world doesn’t magically…

Spoiler: it’s also strapless.

Dear Bride,

I’m from the east coast, but I went to college in California and I was scarred by their failure to understand my humor, let me tell you. Took me years of living in Philly to get over it. Californians and other non-east-coasters were deeply offended by east coast humor and interpreted it as outright mean-spirited…

I started watching when Sheridan was kept in a pit by crazy Beth and her mom, who were dressed like clowns. I loved that show. It was so freaking weird.

This thissity this. Bea was was the original Bey.

In Belize I knew this whole family led by a Grandmother, and she and her dozen (approx) grandchildren would PILE into the room, squash into the couch and watch all the Golden Girls episodes that came on mid-morning, about three in a row, I think. The kids fucking LOVED the GGs and laughed their tiny asses off.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

maybe she’s trying to stop the trump/cruz/rubio cesspool by encouraging her republican friends to vote for a slightly saner candidate. at least that is what i am telling myself right now to not be upset.

The question is does Drumpf even know he’s a plant. I could see him and Bill playing golf and Bill gently encouraging him to run, then laughing his ass off later.

There is no point in trying to suss meaning from Trump’s words. He doesn’t believe them, so why should you? All we have to go by are his actions. He runs businesses that consistently refuse to pay their bills. He rents out his name to whatever terrible product wants it. He has driven numerous businesses to bankruptcy.…

I’m not sure who “we” is. Canadians?

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

Hell is other people. Especially the Camerons.