And the orange skin and blinding white teeth/veneers. I often wonder if you could induce orgasm in the male sector of the GOP by waving a bag of candy corn in front of them - orange, yellow and white and oh-so-sickeningly saccharine - it is the empty calorie equivalent of a human being!

I hate purses (always swinging about banging into things and they’re like the a traveling junk drawer) so I am secretly hoping for the return of fanny packs. Also, I like Ed Sheeran. All my uncoolness revealed at once, so freeing.

Like 50% of the reason people think she’s hot is the peroxide blonde hair extensions, right?

A USB stick was found with the details of who’s travelings? The Queen? Kate? Camilla? Anne? Who could it be?

I must be old because I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not :)

I didn’t notice any of that, but I did shove my laptop away from me and whisper-scream, “What the fuck?!?” when I came to the end. So, job done. ;)

Tab, like the weird 1970's diet soda?

Ooooh em gee. I’m a glutton for punishment, so I clicked through to The Chainsmokers Twitter and found the best part: “You find god in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out.”

No! Not at all. It was really good, it actually scared me more than most of the winners did.

Excellent delivery on the finale.

This is the first year I had already read every story (but the emailed one) in the comments. I’m sad.

yeahhh... you’re a sex addict and you only slept with one woman 4 years ago? and you forgot about it until now? ummm, sure. I agree with Jane’s advice here for other people (regret it, not going to do it again, blah blah) but I kind of don’t believe him on this one.

So nothing else happened for 4 years, and then this person enters SAA all of a sudden? Am I missing something here?

Agreed. Not only did the Shah not enforce chador: he initially prohibited it, altogether. The police were ordered to forcibly unveil covered women seen outside of their homes. Which was as problematic (in its own way) as its enforcement under the auspices of the revolution. Many women would not leave their homes since…

As a 1/2 Persian he was not. There is no comparison from who has been destroying Iran the last 40 years to Pahlavi. We can discuss this all night. The US has change the narrative, butchered the history of what happened and they created a coup and put in the Islamic regime. Persia was a wonderful place and open…

Someone abandoned two purebred huskies at my local dog park earlier this year. I’m not exactly inclined to take Affleck’s word here, but it does happen.

Chelsea Clinton 2024!

The Brazille appointment is the most despicable, we can argue all day about the identity politics of diversity and who should check what boxes but how the fuck does anyone think this is a good idea? God Boomers are the woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorst.  

$7 billion in tax credits! But waaai wai tttt agaaaa minute! I thought we lived in a capitalist society?!?!?!