Once had a discussion with my bf regarding men’s vanity about their balls. There was some article with a dude bragging that he had gotten his balls smoothed or something? Anyway, I told him that while men seem obsessed about the size and appearance and hairiness of their balls, I and all the women I have ever known…

Lol. That just reminded my of the fake ball sack they passed around in health class in high school when we were learning about having to check for cancer. Those did not feel like any balls I have touched since. I would have no idea how to look for a lump. That’s what doctors are for.

Not as ugly as balls though. Balls are the worst.

I like looking at a dick the same way I like looking at a bowl of chili. When I’m hungry and craving chili, nothing in the world looks better. When I’m not hungry, I don’t want to look at it because it *objectively* resembles gross things.

Ok so what we not gonna do is pretend that she has “fans on insta”. LEA WHY DID YOU CREATE A BURNER KINJA JUST BE TRUE TO URSELF

She is forever trying to make herself a thing. Glee was 20 years ago, we have all moved on lol

Idk who i hate more: you for sharing these or her for posing for these

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

Bingo... And that is exactly what women are afraid of. Looking like themselves. Without the mask of Standard Issue Acceptable Female to do the communicating/ interacting with the world for them.

“Frances McDormand is here. Frances, can I just say, I love you. You are the only person in this room that I would save in a fire.” -Amy Poehler, speaking for me. 

McDormand is, and always has been, an absolute badass, because she’s had the confidence in her talent to never try to be anything that wasn’t true to herself. She never had to, because she knew what she brought to the table was quite enough, thanks, and that confidence has always come through in her performances.

I like being alone. Being around people makes me stressed. I recently ended a (short) relationship, my first in years, because it was too stressful. I get that a lot of people don’t want to be alone, but for some of us, loneliness can be the healthy option

You can’t legislate evil. You can, however, legislate so people who would do evil don’t have access to military grade weapons and ammunition. Also, we legislate against evil already...they’re called “LAWS” you stupid fucking NRA ass monkeys.

The way she cut him off though is not a good transition. And she had enough time to throw her own retort in there. Saying “got it” to end an interview/move on is awkward and comes across as rude.

Anyone who illuminates how terrible MK is, is decidedly NOT an asshole.

Really? Every live situation I worked in over 10 years Master Control ran the breaks. I worked in Live sports for RSN and National. There’s wiggle room for sure to roll the break.

Except even with that hard break looming, Kelly still squeezed in two explanations of having a hard break as well as an opposing opinion. I’m guessing she say she was relatively close to the hard break and decided to use that as an excuse to cut Brokaw off.

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

“You can’t legislate against evil”

Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.