I was bracing myself for the ending. So glad Selma and Joan reconciled.

Does Selma Blair have an endorsement deal with Joan’s on Third?

Musings on this:

I was like 13 when they came out so they were everything to me. Same with TLC.

Or the mind-blowing brilliance of “Yomma kippee yabo, said erayfa kabo in da Latin he quoth: You, Jay, soffa saray!!!”

Sounds to me like perfect credentials to host a nationally broadcast morning TV show. Maybe she can lure Regis out of retirement to co host.

Sadly there are lots of people out there that can’t see past the clown aspect. There are also people who might regard a murder as even more horrific when there’s a clown costume involved. Clowns bring out some weird shit in the human race.

“Police have not revealed whether he was involved in his former wife’s death,”

I wish I was living the kind of life that I could confidently open my front door, having seen a clown through the peephole. Alas!

“Any murder’s horrific. It doesn’t matter whether you’re wearing a clown costume or not,”

Hmm. Lets see. This happened in 1990, which coincidentally is when the first IT movie was released. 27 years later(also the period of time between when IT is active), she gets caught. This is either extremely well planned viral marketing, or this woman is actually Pennywise.

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

He cuts holes in the flag to use it as a poncho, but that doesn’t offend people because he is a white republican.

You’d figure after 14 years they’d be allowed to show one boob on any TV after 8 o’clock. But nooooo. Meanwhile Gotham is Chopping peoples hands off and exploding them with RPGs in prime time.

Worst Case Scenario: Jimmy Fallon runs 4 hours of pre-show “entertainment”, then when that is finally over we get to watch another Patriots Super-Bowl win, with halftime “entertainment” by Justin Timberlake.

Maybe Fallon will reveal JT’s dick in a box at the end blame Justin for it and destroy his career. Now we just need to get rid of Fallon...

I never understood the pearl clutching over that incident. Americans are so infantalizing nowadays. And you still believe it was an accident? If so, why was she wearing a decorative brass nipple-pastie? This has always been such a farce of a story. Furthermore, after 14 years, let it go. They’re both phenomenally…

Oh shit, I just googled and and the Super Bowl is on NBC which means they could drag out that dinner theatre reject Jimmy Fallon to do some stupid dork duet with JT. Maybe we’ll get a blizzard, I’d rather shovel six feet of snow risking a heart attack than watch that crap. I might actually even prefer a heart attack.

I love Jessica Biel for voicing herself on Bojack as a shallow, superficial, cheating cannibal. I can’t hate someone who ate Zack Braff.

It’s a sad state of affairs when this country was incensed because they saw a tit on TV, yet saw fit to put a dick in the White House.