Having spent much of my formative college years learning to recite the greek alphabet on a match, I can say with great “surety” (sic) Trumpiacs are “omegas”.

Trump is like that person that dates someone for two weeks, blasts pictures of them all over social media, and then erases all traces of them after the breakup. We saw you girl!!!! You were smitten until things didn’t go your way!!!

This is perfectly in line with his prevailing M.O. of denying direct quotes that everyone heard him say, and which is fully documented— in ways that everyone but him can see. He doesn’t seem to have developed object permanence.

I still don’t understand the obsession with Pippa’s dress. I hated it.

Sometimes it is good to just get it all out.

They seem to have washed their hands of show business altogether. I don’t know why they get snark for living their lives how they want.

“Megyn Kelly said she had “dreamed” of hosting an “uplifting” show for a long time”

• Kathie Lee Gifford responded, “Being authentic.” - AH HA HA HA HA HA!

This was so incredibly cringeworthy. She comes off insincere, trying to show off her new Jan Brady, like she’s no longer the conjecturing, opinionated, fear-mongering conservative of Fox News, but NBC Today’s straight version of Ellen.

Megyn, it is not 1982. People who are in charge of Megyn’s wardrobe, it is not 1982 and that big floppy bow doesn’t make her relatable. Do better.

Five days minimum. Not sure if I’ll be able to keep going much longer after that.

Can someone more savvy that I please photoshop Megyn’s face on this?

Yes, watching Will & Grace “made” the guy gay.

Can’t wait until the holiday episodes when Megyn Kelly reminds us that Santa Claus is white.

Kathie Lee Gifford punched Megyn Kelly in the uterus and said, “The Lanisters send their regards.”

• Megyn Kelly ended her first episode.

• Megyn Kelly quoted John Denver.

• Megyn Kelly said she had “dreamed” of hosting an “uplifting” show for a long time, and that the “mission” of Megyn Kelly Today is to “deliver hope and optimism and empowerment.”

Ugh. Please don’t tell me this is “500 Days of Megyn”

This is a “bless your heart moment” if I ever saw one: