Be prepared for all your friends, acquaintances, coworkers, and drug dealers to have the same area rug.

He looks like he went to a plastic surgeon and said “gimme the Popeye”:

God that feels like five years ago.

Sometimes I need to stare at something on my phone when coworkers wanna eat with me

It’s one of the reasons why if you ever see anything about him on Bossip, the comment section is a garbage fire of homophobia.

Ok, you need to take it down, like, allll the notches.

Have you never gone to college?

Well, no, the deputy Gov. Kim Gaudagno (sp? Close enough; couldn’t be bothered to google her) is technically in charge. She’s a mixed bag, pro-choice but also pro-deregulation for big businesses. And in NJ, you’re dealing with a lot of shady businesses (lookin at you, pharma. No, not you Nabisco). Also anti-gas tax…

It’s a jungle out there.

My coworker told me she makes bread at home so that it doesn’t have gluten.

Dammit, you’re just a troll. I’m bummed I just wrote a long response to you while I was on the crapper...

Agreed. Can’t wait to watch the shit outta this and Kumail Nanjiani’s “The Big Sick.”

No.

First off,

It’s been years but I can never read “The best ever death metal band out of Denton” in my head without JD’s cadence

And yet...

Replying to this in an attempt to educate and because I know you’re not a troll—

OH MY GOD.

Nah ur right. For inordinately wide + thin slices. The other commenter was doing a funny.