He’s a sportsballer.

Just remind yourself that he’d only finish in your hand and call you “wifey.” And make you shower before. And after.

Are you kidding? Steven “We were always at war with East Asia” Bannon is already on the phone with Brietbart demanding an article about the Obamas colluding with the Chinese government.

That reassures me but then I cross paths with people my own age—making 40k or lower—who honestly believe Republicans are going to cut their taxes. My coworker said this to me last week and I literally laughed in his face and yelled “not for you thoe!!” A full-on cackle. It’s just mind-boggling that people who came of…

Norooz (the phonetically correct spelling because I refuse to spell it the “official” way since it makes no g-damn sense) was actually Monday so I guess it took an intern two days to look it up on Wikipedia and come up with four nonoffensive sentences about it.

nah I think we’re good

And you can bond over your mutual hatred of Tic Tacs! Everyone wins

How come the “That’s the last thing I am!” defense always refers to being a racist, sexist, bigot, etc. and not, like, a carnival barker or a rhinosorus??

As a denizen of the dirty North Jerz I wanted to see what my people were saying about this travesty and saw this quite plausible explanation:

They’re fine now. I see them in a lot of stores, both the kinder surprise and the kinder joy (the one enclosed in plastic).

There is indeed such a thing as fake news; it’s what we used to call “propaganda.”

Off topic, but is anyone else seeing this?? Really not hitting that target demo, CIA.

Scorching hot take comin’ thru!!! Way to really stick it to the reality tv establishment! If only there were more brave bros out there to condescingly drone about the ills of reality tv, ignoring that what they’re presenting as an astute observation is really the prevailing public opinion on the subject. But no, that…

Not to add another voice to the choir, but she’s actually a lawyer and sounds reasonably intelligent.

You assumed correctly!

skipped the article and came down here just to say HOLY CRAP CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW SNATCHED SOLANGE LOOKS HERE?! She looks like a freaking ethereal post-modern fairy princess in that geo print dress.

I love and miss Barry, but really zero scandals? Off the top of my head, NSA leaks? Manning? The MSF hospital bombing? Benghazi (whether you want to include that one is up to you)?

Well if we’re being “literal” about it, no, they can’t wear this stuff outside. But they can still wear whatever they want underneath. And if they ever find themselves at a house party, which they are wont to do, as long as everyone’s chill and not secretly a cleric or something, basically anything goes.

Oh, I agree. I misinterpreted the original comment to include makeup counters in their general assessment of department stores being sucky.

I was right there with you up to the dig at department store makeup counters. I actually like the way it’s all laid out at the bigger department stores, mainly that there’s actually helpful people at the counters and there’s enough space that you’re not in danger of rubbing butts with three other people every time you…