yeah, this is weird. i am all about rotating the same two (or three) pairs over and over... but same pants, two days in a row? seems .... homelessy?

Do people not wear different pants every day?

That might really limit the hiring pool in Texas.

Hindsight is 20/20. Though this is one of those cases where foresight was 20/15.

Beating a woman? No problem; welcome to the team!

Yeah, there’s context and there’s context. It’s like the time Eisenhower was finishing up his weekly press conference and a reporter asked him “Mr President, can you tell us something positive about Richard Nixon [Ike’s VP who was in the process of running for Prez and whom Ike notoriously disliked]?” Eisenhower…

“I like what I see.” - Rex Ryan

Someone from the Knicks should have let him shoot a few jumpers. It would have been cool to see Noah’s arc.

Is THAT what that burning sensation was?

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Andy Van Slyke once heard there's a Scientology TOP GUN who's a peeping TOM and likes to CRUISE, and has ALL THE RIGHT MOVES. Not naming names obviously.

Yeah, try being a San Diego or Cleveland sports fan.

Jared from Subway is going to prison.
Jared from Subway fucked children.
It’s not like Jared from Subway is going to prison for fuc... oh, wait.

Still not as bad as embedding auto-play videos.

Such an oddly hostile reaction to a joke.

You just went to the fucking world series, quit being a sad sack mets fan. I have never seen a statement that included “as a mets fan” that didn’t aggravate the hell out of me.

It is good, as a Mets fan, to see that there are owners even more spectacular at fucking up a good thing.

First, the writer notes that in the aftermath of the bombing of Turkey’s capital Ankara that took over 100 lives and injured more than 400 others just over a month ago, there weren’t any similar shows of solidarity during international matches

I can't vouch for that specific Chad Johnson story, but many of my friends live in that part of Cincinnati and attest to Ochocinco being a regular at the Kenwood BW3, that he did indeed pick up people's tabs all the time, and that he also did other "regular neighbor dude" stuff like knock on people's doors to borrow…

I'm skeptical on the Braun story, not because I can't imagine him doing it because he probably is a dick, but because I heard almost the exact same story about Geoff Jenkins, and wouldn't you know it, the young lady in that story also had such high scruples that she too walked out on a Brewers' All Star outfielder. I…