Please bring back Genevieve Gorder and Vern Yip!

Never Forget: Hildi’s upside down room...

Maybe TLC has grown weary of the meltdown machine that is its currently reality-tv lineup

Amazing. Trading Spaces pioneered eye-searing designs that people in this day and age can’t imagine. You think Joanna Gaines’ compulsion to put gigantic clocks everywhere is annoying? There was an episode of Trading Spaces where they stapled hay to the walls to help with a barnyard theme.

I have a non-Anglo name that white people cant pronounce and honestly, I hated it for most of my teenage life but love it as an adult. It’s a connection to my culture and I’m happy to have it.

look that’s just not his love language, ok? his is probably gifts, like the little hairballs he leaves for you on the tan parts in the patterned rug so you can’t see it and always step in it in the morning before you’ve put in your contacts.

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

Mostly the melody. Why singers want to wrap ugly material in beautiful trapping is beyond me. Sarah McLachlan’s “Angel” is about heroin overdose, wake up sheeple*!

Also, from the same era, Little Pink Houses. It’s about the promise of the American dream versus the reality.

How about the couple at my church that used Billy Idol’s White Wedding?

I would LOVE to see a mother and son dance to Danzig!!

I’m afraid i’m one of the lyrically dyslectic/illiterate.

I’ve been to two weddings where the groom’s surname was Jones and both of them had their first dance to well-known adulterers’s anthem, Me and Mrs Jones. People. Do. Not. Listen.

I was perusing The Knot today and they recommended Danzig’s “Mother” as a great mother/son dance, as well as “Mother” by Pink Floyd. It’s as if they just typed the word mother into Spotify without actually listening to them.

Sting has said similar things about “Every Breath You Take.”

Also- Every Breath You Take.

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

You mean you object to paying $300 for the chance to have the cost of half an aspirin and a glycerin suppository covered?

Nothing, but a really expensive nothing.

Viagra and prostate cancer.