I just need everyone to know that my brain processed this headline as “Elizabeth Smart Accuses Ex-Boyfriend Thanos of Abuse.”

She will transition from looking glamorous and in charge to victimized and abused.  It will be a different look.  

Playing another trick from the book of white female victimhood. Big bad brown guy abused her and forced her to defraud investors and mistreat her employees and lie through her teeth. Let’s see if the court buys this excuse. Anyway, I am more intrigued by what white feminists on Twitter make of this. Should she be…

Smart enough to scam all that money, but not smart enough to flee before the wheels came off, nor aware enough that exposed grifters aren’t ever to be believed.

Looks at lede photo: “Oh, what’s new with Teri Garr?”

Theranos started in 2003. Sunny didn’t start working there until 2009. I’d like to know her explanation for defrauding investors prior to his involvement.

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

Keep’em coming, Nate!

Unfortunatly what comes to my mind when you say “passage from ross’s book” isn’t the one you mentioned but the time he sailed and skinny dipped with william f buckley

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

If an 18-year-old says he scored nine times, it means he maaaybe got one handjob.

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

Leicester won their title with 81 points.

Probably the most important goal of City’s season scored by one of the most beloved and respected player’s in the club’s history.  Kompany wasn’t supposed to be getting any minutes over Laporte, Stones and even Otamendi - but here he is. Class.

I’ve really enjoyed the Marvel movies! But give me a movie about the Marvel characters, and not a movie about the ending of certain movies about the Marvel characters, know what I mean?

Wouldn’t perfection include going further than the Quarter-finals in the Champions League?