Except that Lawrence seems to be in on the joke about how absurd that kind of coverage is. A postmodern celebrity!

Grabbing players like Green seemed to be a signal the USMNT could grow to be good, if they can continue to get that kind of talent to go US

The USMNT needs European soccer-trained players to remain competitive in international tournaments. I thought that’s why they hired Klinsmann? I thought that’s why they cut Donovan? Because USMNT wanted to get serious and Bradley wasn’t getting the job done? Recruiting European players with American parents was a…

“Mark Jackson doesn’t curse. At least not recently.”

Six Three Latvia

What’s lost in all this is that “lockout” was really dumb but guy pearce does a really good John McClane impression and it was fun to watch

good ass kinja

men deserve to be made fun of because fuck the patriarchy

See it’s playful and fun because he’s white unlike when Marshawn does it and he’s black and it’s BAD and he’s BAD

Fight the good fight Raiders

I’m not good with my basketball history so it took me awhile to realize he was being profiled because Vince Carter ruined his life. What a twist!

former coworker overdosed on heroin after being very depressed for a long time. Funeral, at a hotel, involved her parents born-again pastor give a VERY AWKWARDLY long service about going to hell and about how committing suicide basically meant she was going to hell (in so many words) but now that she was in hell she…

Nate Jackson had a similar moment in his book. When he converted to TE he suddenly had to learn how to block, and everyone he had to block was much larger than him. His attempts occasionally went better than Kelce’s did - but his description matches this imagery.

story time. I am a 30 year old guy who has never had a girlfriend. What I have had is a lot of friendships with women over the years. It took me a long time to realize that I was having actual conversations with them and treating them like people (cuz...they are) and lots of other guys were not. That’s shitty. Guys…

I don’t give a fuck about Washington as a team - they have a terrible owner and a racist name but man I love me some DeAngelo Hall

Brandt has the experience to be a more insightful commentator given that he worked on both sides (agent then front office) but he always seems so bland and banal that it’s basically a waste

I saw HamNo’s point, but you’re completely right. Great piece, thanks Greg!

It’s incredible that with Incognito, Rice, Peterson and Brady - I essentially loathe the person who has been punished but the NFL handles every single situation so badly that I feel bad for them

Announcers say fights are good then immediately say fights are bad as a fight breaks out

I rewatched this movie recently. The first 45 minutes or so kinda makes no sense. Lots of stuff doesn’t make any sense.