justine Sacco he is not

Carl Velcoro please. Everything on tv now would be better with more twin peaks

Bargain hunting and being a gamer means being a pc games and only buying older games while they're on steam sales

can we get a PC’s killed my family gif so the master race can laugh at it

What kind of awful game designer optimizes for console gaming?

“Despite performance issues, the game is getting good reviews” - you mean the PC community is upset that the game is locked at 30 FPS and turns into trash if you change the frame rate?

on July 1st we burn waffles in the town square

Remember that time Hoodie was so strapped for defensive backs that he was playing Edelman at corner, who proceeded to get torched every fucking game, but since it was BB he got called a genius?

I am a brainwashed male who thinks pedicures are dumb, however i am willing to go to one, but i feel that the unpleasantness of my feet means i will be shunned and thrown into the street upon removal of my socks

A culture editor, on deadspin? I thought that's what comments were for?

Jason white didn’t drop from a 3rd or 4th round projection to a 7th round without any workouts

no SEC DPOY has ever been drafted as low as Sam was. By about 100 spots. He dropped in the draft projections solely because he came out.

I'm curious how far he would have gone if he had never outed himself

Butler is benched for being late to OTAs

Costas has this idea that sports are about something other than selling TV rights, which is the sole reason why ever major sport is making themselves more TV friendly, including Costas’ beloved baseball.

Should’ve suspected something when Merlin from “Excalibur” showed up in the promotional art

And at the end of the day he’s just another hipster douche who is on his phone too much

Rich white man shocked to learn his money doesn't instantly turn black woman into a sycophant, contemplates legal action

Have you ever read Wilbon?

There was an actual walk off walk last night in sports that involve girls