He had a dong in the nineties...

Mark...did you just make me like Garth Brooks?

Yeah. What's remarkable is that, even if you take Darren Wilson's own lengthy, messy, inconsistent, at-points-totally-implausible grand jury testimony at absolute face value and think he's 100% telling the truth — like, even if you read Wilson's story and believe that Mike Brown would reach for his waistband multiple…

So, it's a political stance to side with rape victims over rapists, rather than something everyone can just agree to? Well then.

"Weed and dildo extravaganza" also describes my Friday night, but I was the only one invited...

For me, the biggest dealbreaker is if someone demonstrates their unwillingness to be generous or share. I had a really terribly relationship for 2 years that I should have noticed was wrong wrong wrong early on, but I had self esteem issues and had a hard time believing I deserved better. For all the big picture…

Lawyer here. Yes, you're correct if Oklahoma is a one party state. The boy recording committed no crime and if he was not acting on behalf of law enforcement, it's not subject to the exclusionary rule (evidence obtained illegally by law enforcement cannot be used at trial).

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

I'm so glad I'm not a teen.

"Brian" sounds like a psycho. He's definitely a predator. If the school won't do anything I hope he gets some serious jail time, TRIED AS AN ADULT. And if that doesn't work, then I sure hope somebody up there stomps a mudhole in his ass.

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

i can't read it all. not because of the length, but the horror.

Whoppi has accumulated a suspicious number of pro-rapist positions. She is starting to look really gross.

I intend on spamming Jezebel with this image every time KK's Paper shoot comes up:

Thank you for that!

i dont have to listen to you because youre not my real dad

All this helpless throwing up of hands: "What do you do?" "What could you possibly do?" "We shouldn't even talk about it because it's all so confusing and upsetting and without a conviction I can't possibly believe my friend would ever..."

Because I'm famous and my friend's famous, I won't question my famous friend about my questions. But maybe social media can clear up a rape victim's process that we don't know anything about but then again, social media is too quick to judge. Anyhoo, "this is a friend of mine and I don't know".