Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

Obviously the guy’s pretty pissed about the whole thing.

People think declining NFL ratings are due to bad officiating, or Kaepernick, or CTE, or fantasy football or Thursday night games. They re wrong. It’s because Belichick is such an insufferable prick who sucks the joy out of the room and who has turned the Patriots into the Toyota Camry of NFL teams: Safe, successful,…

Wrong. Belickick will be doing weather.

It’s about family, friends, good food & football.

4 steps is traveling now? Back in the 80s and 90s I saw guys take 10 steps get a kidney ripped out and still score a 4 point basket. Players are soft these days.

If that mascot is truly the original that is dope and the school is dumb for not using it.

As a general rule of thumb, adjectives are minor league. “Rays” is so much better than “Devil Rays,” and “Ducks” infinitely preferable to “Mighty Ducks.” Trademark issues obviously stand in the way, but I can see a future where they drop the “Golden” and everyone is better off for it.

In NBA news, Washington has changed their name to the Grand Wizards.

And after each game, the whole team will partake in Golden Showers.

Maybe you should have cleaned the bottles out with bleach first to kill the methanol

Who the fuck are these people?

You win just on the “What About Bob?” reference.

The Droopy Dog days are over! Now they either pay too much for Kirk Cousins or way too much for Tony Romo.

Haha, fuck you, uncritical non-thinking pieces of shit who somehow feel that the two candidates were remotely equivalent. It was bullshit then, and it’s still bullshit. All it demonstrates is that you can’t be bothered to actually think harder than squinting at the candidates fuzzily.

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day