Because god forbid they make the front end appropriately smaller (or more sloped) for better maneuvering and visibility now that it doesn’t have to house a longitudinal V8 anymore. That wouldn’t sell.

Ford Mustang Mockery. I'll take two.

Ditto. I got a 0% APR for 60 months with $0 down. I mean.....who wouldn’t take that? I’ve literally made $4,000 in the stock market in the past year out of the $27,000 that would have instead gone to the car.

So to be fair there can be entirely valid reasons to do this. I could have paid for my new car in cash, but with interest rates this low and the market generally showing remarkable returns, I put down 20% and took out a 72month loan for the rest at a bit over 2% and threw the cash into an S&P500 index fund. Even with…

That was my first thought. That’s one hell of a lot of distance and area between.

I’ve buried $90,000 worth of gold coins between Kyushu and Hokkaido Japan in a red elementary student backpack. To be more specific, it’s near a temple or shrine.

somewhere in the Rocky Mountains between Santa Fe, New Mexico and the Canadian border

it’s not like they’re going to halt production in order to make the dates line up

Agree. The red seats...ouch. My eyes hurt.

If only Captain Hindsight had shown up with 4 of these.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay: